1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
I think so. I hope. I mean. Maybe. Might not be though.

2) Was your last meal a mistake?
My last meal was a Maccccccy D's mint ice cream.. so.. no.. it was an absolute wonder. Yummmmmy

3) Do you believe in God?
No.

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
My old beast.

5) Do you regret it?
No. He's gone now. I'll never ride him again. He's in an auction. They'll scrap him. Or just.. crush him into a cube.. It hurts.

6) Do you enjoy your life?
Right now? Yes.. I really really enjoy life.

7) Have a best friend?
A couple. But I'd never tell them that they're my best mate.. I'm far to manly.

8) Are you a boy or girl?
I'm a girl. A manly girl.

9) What is your relationship status?
Single And Ready To Jingle.. at least.. that's what it says on my pants..

10) Ever smoke weed?
No...

11) What did you last eat?
Ice Cream

12) Play any sports?
football.. I swim.. you can't play swimming though..

13) When was your last physical fight?
My neice punched my boob today, that was a fighting move, and slightly disturbing esp when she asked "Why do you have boobs?" She's 4. Blimey. I replied "... Because I'm old." and she said "but you are only a little big girl." I really didn't know how to respond. So I just said.. "Youll have them one day. And bras are very handy. You can store things in them. Like your boobs, and an assortment of sweets."

14) Can you answer quizes without lying?
No.

15) What did you last have in your mouth?
ice cream

16) Ever been in love?
No

17) What is your real name?
Penis McPenis

18) Do you like reading?
Yes.

19) Are you gonna get high later?
No

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
not really no

21) Do you miss someone?
yes.

21) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl

22) Who is your best friend's uncle's cousin wife's daughter's boyfriend?
My Home Boy - Jesus

23) Do you tan a lot?
I can't stand sitting in the sun trying to get a tan.. so no.

24) Have any pets?
yes

25) How exactly are you feeling?
Hyper - New Car Day )

26) Ever ate food in a car while someone or your self is driving?
Yes. But there is an enforced no eating/drinking/puking/singing/talking/annoying/pissing/shitting rule in my car.

27) Have you ever started a rumor?
no

28) Are Barbie & Ken horrible influences on people?
no

29 & 30?!- Que Pasa?

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
No

32) What are your political views?
I can't stand Tories, but labour are shit, Brown should have stayed Chan of the Exchequer cause he was the shiz biz but now hes being a poo PM. Basically we need a in between party. Because Lib Dems are drunks and whores.

33) Do you want to have kids?
Maybe. One day..

34) Ever kissed somebody that name start with a C?
erm..no.

35) Do you type fast?
yea

36) Do you have piercings?
no

37) Want any more?
no

38) Can you spell well?
yeah

39) What do you miss most about your past?
nothing much. lol.

40) What are you craving right now?
sleep

41) What are you excited about?
New Car!

42) Any close friends of the opposite sex?
not many.

43) Was your last kiss good?
yea

44) What are you nervous about?
nothing

45) Last time you cried really really hard?
November

46) Do you know a heartbreaker?
yes

47) What do you feel passionately about?
I duno.

48) What's the worst chat up line someones ever used on you?
"Hi, so, you have ham in your basket. So do I."
I ran. I am not speaking to a stranger in a shop about my food shopping habits. He even winked! Winked while talking about HAM! Wierdo.

49) Why did you last laugh?
Stargate talk.

50) Has anyone ever told you that they romantically loved you?
No

51) Do you think they meant it?
....

52) Does it annoy you when people don't use correct grammar/spelling?
Yes. If its like.. OTT and they don't stop.

53) Does somebody love you?
no

54) What is your favorite color?
blue

55,56...- hola

57) Do you have trust issues?
yes

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yes

61) last time you were in considerable pain?
tearing my ACL in my right knee - that hurt - alot

62) Has the condom ever split with you?
lord. no.

63) When did you last feel awkward?
last question lol.

64) How many people have you kissed this year that actually meant something to you?
.. duno

65) When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
the other day. somewhen. fuck knows. I'm bored of this not

66) Is there a friendship you want to get back on track?
I tried - they didn't so now no.

67) Got a crush?
no

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
no

69) Do you think you're a good person?
I try to be. But overall I'm a bit of a shit

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yes

71) Do you take showers?
yes

72) Do you make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
I think so

73) What is bothering you?
nothing

75) Do you play the Wii?
yes

76) How do you feel about Wal-Mart?
I duno. But considering someone I know had their card details swiped and used in wal mart purely because they can SIGN instead of a PIN I think that it shows americans in a bit of a poo light.. no offence.. but seriously.. not cool. Be more English. Jokes.

78) Who has inspired you the most?
G'D

79) Favorite quote?
And they were FECKING CHEAPER! The FECKING FECKER FECKED THE FECKING PRICES UP! Cock...
lmao.

81) Are you mean?
yes

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
no

83) Do you believe in true love?
yes

85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
yes

86) Do you wanna change?
no

87) Who was the last person to make you mad?
manager at work

88) Do you like the outside?
its sunny so yes

89) Are you currently bored?
yes. this is pants

90) Do you want to get married?
who knows

91) Ever fail a class?
yes. history. I was the Shit.

92) Are you hungry?
yes

93) Do you have a bank account?
yes

95) Would you change your name?
no

96) Ever been to Alaska?
no

97) Are you paranoid?
no

98) Do you watch the news?
yes

99) What is your zodiac sign?
aquarius

100) Do you like Subway?
yes